If Canadian political history was an online role-playing game
Part 1: before world war 1THE_BUFFALO has joined the game
INDIANS has joined the game
THE_BUFFALO: hi
INDIANS: hi
THE_BUFFALO: pretty quiet in here
INDIANS: yeah
INDIANS: ...
THE_BUFFALO: ...
INDIANS: ...
THE_BUFFALO: ...
VIKINGS has joined the game
VIKINGS: hi
INDIANS: hi
THE_BUFFALO: hi
VIKINGS: pretty quiet in here
INDIANS: yeah
THE_BUFFALO: yeah
VIKINGS: screw this, i'm going to play Iceland instead
VIKINGS has left the game
INDIANS: bye
INDIANS: aw crap he left already
INDIANS: were you waiting here long?
THE_BUFFALO: yeah, it seems like i was here by myself forever
INDIANS: so what do we do?
THE_BUFFALO: i dunno, wait 4 another player i gues
FRANCE has joined the game
INDIANS: hi
THE_BUFFALO: hi
FRANCE: hi
FRANCE: ok l4mers, i'm taking over this game
INDIANS: lol
THE_BUFFALO: hahaha
INDIANS: n00b
FRANCE: haha i've got guns, what are you going to do about it
INDIANS: oh crap
THE_BUFFALO: dude, that is so totally not fair.
ENGLAND has joined the game
ENGLAND: hi
INDIANS: hi
THE_BUFFALO: hi
FRANCE: oh crap. i've seen this guy in another game, he sux
ENGLAND: screw you france
ENGLAND attacks FRANCE
INDIANS: lol
FRANCE attacks ENGLAND
THE_BUFFALO: lol
ENGLAND: hahaha you lamer
FRANCE: stfu
ENGLAND: haha i took over quebec
FRANCE: sonofabitch
FRANCE: i'm staying anyhow
ENGLAND: lol ok but i pwned you lol
HUDSONSBAYCO joined the game
ENGLAND: hi
FRANCE: hi
HUDSONSBAYCO: hi
ENGLAND: hey HBC you want the northwest territories
HUDSONSBAYCO: sure
FRANCE: this is lame
THE_BUFFALO: wtf?
INDIANS: wtf
ENGLAND: hey indians i won't attack you if you won't attack me ok
INDIANS: sure fine whatever
THE_BUFFALO: WTF!!!11!!!! what happened to all my guys?
ENGLAND: hahaha lamer
INDIANS: hey!
THE_BUFFALO has left the game
INDIANS: shit dude you wiped out the_buffalo
ENGLAND: yeah
FRANCE: yeah
HUDSONSBAYCO: lol
INDIANS: oh shit shit shit
UPPERCANADA has joined the game
LOWERCANADA has joined the game
FRANCE: hey lowercanada, i'm leaving, you want my territory?
LOWERCANADA: sure
FRANCE has left the game
UPPERCANADA: hi
LOWERCANADA: hi
INDIANS: hi
ENGLAND: hi
HUDSONSBAYCO: hi
ENGLAND: hey guys, i promised not to attack indians so don't attack him ok?
UPPERCANADA: whatever
LOWERCANADA: ok
ENGLAND: i'm in charge around here so do it
UPPERCANADA: yeah yeah fine
LOWERCANADA: geez what an asshole
NEWBRUNSWICK has joined the game
NOVASCOTIA has joined the game
ENGLAND: hi
NOVASCOTIA: hi
NEWBRUNSWICK: hi
INDIANS: hi
HUDSONSBAYCO: hi
UNITEDSTATES has joined the game
UPPERCANADA: hi
UNITEDSTATES: hi
ENGLAND: oh shit, i know this guy, he sux
INDIANS: yeah i remember him, he damn near wiped me out
UNITEDSTATES: screw you england
UNITEDSTATES: you're just pissed off because i pwned your ass
UPPERCANADA: holy shit you guys look at unitedstates hit points he could crush us all one by one
LOWERCANADA: geez, you're right UC
NOVASCOTIA: we should all band together
UNITEDSTATES: stfu, i'm going to take over the whole continent
UNITEDSTATES attacks UPPERCANADA
UNITEDSTATES attacks LOWERCANADA
ENGLAND attacks UNITEDSTATES
UPPERCANADA attacks UNITEDSTATES
LOWERCANADA attacks UNITEDSTATES
UNITEDSTATES: hahaha i burned toronto
UPPERCANADA: lol so? i burned down the white hose
UNITEDSTATES: this sucks we aren't getting anywhere
ENGLAND: brb my kid is acting up
UPPERCANADA changed his name to ONTARIO
LOWERCANADA changed his name to QUEBEC
ONTARIO and QUEBEC have formed an alliance: CANADA
ONTARIO: hey you guys want to join up with me and quebec
NOVASCOTIA: sure
NEWBRUNSWICK: sure
NEWBRUNSWICK has joined the CANADA alliance
NOVASCOTIA has joined the CANADA alliance
UNITEDSTATES: you guys just stay on your own side of the saint lawrence river and i won't take you out ok
ONTARIO: ok
QUEBEC: fine
NEWBRUNSWICK: ya
NOVASCOTIA: whatever
MANITOBA has joined the game
ONTARIO: hi
MANITOBA: hi
ONTARIO: hey manitoba we're forming an alliance against unitedstates, wanna join us?
MANITOBA: sure, but i want some of hbc's territory
HUDSONSBAYCO: hey!
ONTARIO: stfu hbc give manitoba some territory
HUDSONSBAYCO: fine
MANITOBA has joined the CANADA alliance
BC has joined the game
BC: hi
UNITEDSTATES: hi
ONTARIO: hi
BC: haha look at all this area over here you guys haven't even touched it yet. i'm taking it
INDIANS: hey!
BC: stfu
ONTARIO: hey bc we're all banding together against unitedstates, wanna join us?
BC: maybe.
BC: build me a railroad and i'll think about it
HUDSONSBAYCO: that would go through my territory
BC: so? i don't care
INDIANS: hey! who says that's your territory, that's mine jerk
HUDSONSBAYCO: geez weren't you paying attention? scroll up dude, england gave that to me
HUDSONSBAYCO: if you want it back you'll have to fight england for it
INDIANS: shit shit shit
ONTARIO: ok we'll put a railroad through ok
BC: fine
CANADA has built a railroad
BC has joined the CANADA alliance
UNITEDSTATES: you guys suck ass
ONTARIO: stfu
QUEBEC: lol
INDIANS: you all suck
PEI has joined the game
ONTARIO: hi
PEI: hi
ONTARIO: hey pie we're all banding up together against unitedstates, wanna join us?
PEI: ok
PEI has joined the CANADA alliance
UNITEDSTATES: you guys suck
NOVASCOTIA: whatever
ALBERTA has joined the game
SASKATCHEWAN has joined the game
ALBERTA: hi
SASKATCHEWAN: hi
UNITEDSTATES: hi
BC: hi
ALBERTA: how's it goin
INDIANS: stfu n00b
ONTARIO: hey you guys we're forming an alliance against unitedstates, wnat to join us
ALBERTA: ok
SASKATCHEWAN: sure
ALBERTA: how the hell do you pronounce that anyhow
SASKATCHEWAN: what
ALBERTA: your name
SASKATCHEWAN: saskatchewan
PEI: lol
ALBERTA: whatever
ALBERTA has joined the CANADA alliance
SASKATCHEWAN has joined the CANADA alliance
HUDSONSBAYCO: shit! all my territory is gone
INDIANS: damn mine too, except for little bits i've got reserved all over
ONTARIO: lol
QUEBEC: hahhaaahaha
ONTARIO: hey unitedstates, our alliance has more territory than you
ONTARIO: we're 1337
UNITEDSTATES: i've got ten times as many guys as you so stfu
ENGLAND: i'm back, did i miss anything?
CANADA: nah
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